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Federal Prison = Survivor + Big Brother

** (The following is a piece I wrote while at USP Leavenworth, and now that I am at a low...

Hundreds Of Inmates Left Behind In Storms Path

In South Carolina, we have heard local and state officials reiterate how important it is for costal residents to evacuate,...

He Said, “Are You A Real Killer?!” … I Laughed

With the wind high, and a mix of dust and pollen lurking around every corner, I was dying from allergies....

While He Sits To Pee, I Waste In Misery: Daily Prison Life

I somehow missed my alarm this morning at 5:30am, but luckily was awoken by a group of guards aggressively yelling...

Using An Iron To Make It Toasty!

Who doesn’t prefer their food hot or warm? Well, I guess it depends on the food. Nonetheless, there is one...

The Killer China Man and His Cat Army

Every morning, as the sun begins to climb over the walls of USP Leavenworth, illuminating the desolate and despairing prison...

Tech Founder Goes Back To Prison … To Deliver Powerful Message

Quite simply, Clarence Bethea is a remarkable guy! After the mostly inmate run re-entry committee sent Bethea an invitation to...

Federal Prison Happy Meal

Did my title surprise you? That the coveted McDonalds Happy Meal has infiltrated the federal prison system? Well, not quite....

Lessons From The Gangster Midget Who Beat A Man Up With A Wet Floor Sign

Since my imprisonment, I have come across the most peculiar of people. We’re talking about the criminal under-world, so I...

The K2 Epidemic Of Federal Prison

What comes to mind when you read the phrase ‘Get Bodied’? Possibly someone getting beat or stabbed to death? I...

The Three P’s The Lead To Success!

“Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.” – Anonymous Since my...

Dude … Helping Others Vastly Aids Your Brain and More!

Scientific studies have been published in the past few years that suggest that helping others benefits the giver more than...

Trying To Make Others Happy With My Sweat

Whattup Paradoxians! You requested an experiment, so here is one! Recently, I read a random fact, from a fantastic fact...

Whattup Paradoxians! For those few who actually read my blog, which you are awesome for, you might have been wondering...

The Train Heist and Prison Escape of USP Leavenworth

Like I mentioned in the post, “Cardboard Guards of Leavenworth,” this prison is momentous in size and rich in history....